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Monday, 5 September 2011

Kim Kardashian’s Size 4 kat-face got Snooki’d

These photos made my morning. Here is Kim Kardashian, sauntering that SIZE 4 ass down some LA street, thinking that she’s really working it. Meanwhile, her skin is radioactive. Seriously, can we get a CODE SNOOKI in here? Kim’s self-image is so whack, and she seriously has something psychological wrong with her to be continuously doing this kind of stuff to herself – it’s the lying about her size, the obsession with her weight, the obsession with waxing, the obsession with lasering, the constant cat-face jacking, the Botox, the lip injections and now this hideous orange color. Kim was actually a pretty girl at one time.

By the way, do you remember that interview that Kim did where she was actively trying to terrify Kris Humphries? She is pushing and pushing the marriage thing, and she’s taken to giving interviews about how she and Kris are going to be married and what her dress is going to look like and all of that. She’s a mess in that department too. Ugh. Anyway, Kim spent Easter with Kris’s family, and she apparently “showered them with gifts.” Oh, Kim. You can’t buy love, chica.

Kim Kardashian gave generous gifts to Kris Humphries’ family this Easter when she spent the holiday with them in Minnesota. The 30-year-old reality TV star has been dating basketball player Kris Humphries for a few months, and their relationship appears to be getting stronger every day.

To celebrate the recent Easter break, Kim and Kris went to stay at his lakeside home in the suburban city of Minnetonka, giving the celebrity the chance to get to know his family better. The gorgeous star is thought to have wowed Kris’ sister by giving her a piece of jewellery from her and siblings Kourtney and Khloé’s DASH boutique.

“His family really likes her,” a source told E! Online. “Kim is really nice to them and always brings them gifts when she visits. She gave Kris’ sister a diamond cross bracelet from DASH for Easter.”

Kim got the chance to escape her hectic showbiz lifestyle during the break, by embarking on regular activities such as shopping and watching movies. The beauty didn’t leave her glamorous attire behind though, and had a few problems due to her trendy outfits.

“Kim and Kris visited Ridgedale Mall and Target in Minnetonka and the Galleria Mall in Edina,” explained a source. “They were walking around hand-in-hand, just casually running errands. They also saw Source Code Saturday night at a local theatre with Kris’ sister, Kaela. They went to the Westwood Church for an Easter service. Kim was walking out to the car and had to climb over a dirt mound, and it was funny because she was totally scared of the dirt and tried to avoid it,” added an eyewitness.

After such a romantic break some sources believe a wedding could be on the cards. It is thought the pair don’t want to rush things though.

“It could happen tomorrow, it could happen never,” said a source. “They are really in love but taking it day by day and making time to travel and see each other since they live on opposite coasts.”

[From Music Rooms]

All of that sounded completely Kardashian-sourced. While I bet the Humphries family were nice to Kim, I doubt hands were held while skipping through Target or whatever. Kim is really pushing this, just like she pushed it with Reggie Bush. Disaster!

Mothers, imagine if your son brought this orange kat-faced creature home. I mean… YIKES.

Photos courtesy of Fame.


 

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